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shitprints 

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor
Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...
shitprints by Almeria August 21, 2009
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shittiness 

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."

Shitamins 

When you eat so much fruit and veg to stay healthy that it just flows out of the other end
I've overdone my five a day and after my run I am passing pure shitamins now
Shitamins by Nobbby December 13, 2012

shitartney 

A fine shawty, a true beaut in physical form
Damn, that shitartney can stretch my urethra anyday!
shitartney by Voxell August 28, 2022

Shivarine 

A term/title for some born under the influence from a creator god or the universe itself as a means to cause drastic positive change towards the betterment or wellbeing of a sentient race.
Jesus Christ was a Shivarine sent to free the Jewish people and set in motion the fall of The Roman Empire.
Shivarine by Dian Faux February 28, 2023
When your on the toilet and pee and shit at the same time.
Bryan: dude i just had a crazy shiturine