semoist 

the female equivalent to a semi (also known as a semichub, or half-cocked)

that chick just got semoist looking at a pic of ryan gosling.

semoist by jbird0884 February 9, 2012

Semistraight 

Someone who is straight but attracted to both genders.

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.

Semistraight by British frog July 21, 2020

Shmoist 

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

Semist 

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.

mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!

Semist by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021

shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010

smoist 

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

smoist by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

semistache 

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

semistache by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010