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Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
Scorched Earth Bitch by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.
Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.
What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Angel scratches

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."
Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015