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The period of time in which one's penis ejaculates without ever touching the penis.
Joe: Yo', I just had a really great schnook!
Myke: Me too! We should schnook with each other again!
Jack: Uhhh....
Schnook by MJ Navara January 12, 2007
manly, beastly, vile, disgusting, naxiouating, vulgar; ultimately kelsey hansens appearance
"Wow steves girlfriend is such a schnook!"
schnook by Assen January 24, 2007
yo u have the schnook or wat?
schnook by figtinirish321 April 29, 2010
An unlikeable person with a very dry personality.
Henry: Wanna come inside and wash the dishes? It'll be fun!!!

John: Stupid schnook.
schnook by TH3 84(0/V |V|4/V June 19, 2009
a pretty fly guy who's respected by all his peeps
you're a pretty schnook guy, mo'fo
schnook by furious g May 9, 2006
A male that is a douche and has no wiener. Questionable sexuality. Overuses gay voice. Claims to like girls but secretly packs fudge. Could be used to describe a female, if applicable.
ew, what a schnook.
he's such a schnook.
that girl's a fucking schnook, dude.
schnook by J.HERR February 27, 2007