Schnook

The period of time in which one's penis ejaculates without ever touching the penis.

Joe: Yo', I just had a really great schnook!
Myke: Me too! We should schnook with each other again!
Jack: Uhhh....

by MJ Navara January 11, 2007

Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

by StudyGroupAlpha May 13, 2011

schnook

NOUN: Slang A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe.
ETYMOLOGY: Yiddish shnuk, snout, schnook, from Lithuanian snukis, mug, snout.

"im just a regular Schnook" GOODFELLAS

by James Vaughan January 05, 2004

schnooks

all around cute and fun. a shining example of something or someone that makes you feel good and happy.

She is such a schnooks!
My friend and I had a really schnookie night last night.
I schnooked him last night...

by Schnookie Girl March 02, 2009

schnook

manly, beastly, vile, disgusting, naxiouating, vulgar; ultimately kelsey hansens appearance

"Wow steves girlfriend is such a schnook!"

by Assen January 21, 2007

schnook

slang term for marijuana

yo u have the schnook or wat?

by figtinirish321 April 29, 2010

schnook

An unlikeable person with a very dry personality.

Henry: Wanna come inside and wash the dishes? It'll be fun!!!

John: Stupid schnook.

by TH3 84(0/V |V|4/V June 19, 2009