schlundoe

The action of shitting or pissing on someone's hopes and dreams.

I was excited about catching a shiny Pokemon until Ej schlundoed me by telling me it was the same for everyone.

schlundoe by HICKLE_RICK July 15, 2019

Schlundted 

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

shlundo 

A Shiny Pokémon once Lucky Traded is a Hundo.

I Lucky Traded my Shiny Cresselia to my friend and it’s a 100% IV making it a Shlundo!

shlundo by Chronos124 November 30, 2020

Schlande 

Danish word for a flappy penis.

"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"

Schlande by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007

schlinder 

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

schlinder by laserost July 10, 2012

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

schlander by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlunked 

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

schlunked by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022