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schlongzilla 

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.
With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.
schlongzilla by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004

Schlongalingalonger 

A penis that looks like salamj
Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger
Schlongalingalonger by Mrsensless January 22, 2021

shlingadingdong 

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong
shlingadingdong by Nick November 10, 2003

Schlongalingalong 

Another name for the genitalia penis
"WOWZA! THATS A HUGE 67 SCHLONGALINGALONG!!"
Schlongalingalong by ZzzRocket October 1, 2025
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026