scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

scattering by jamie October 13, 2003

scattering my petunias 

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

scattering my petunias by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

compton scattering 

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

compton scattering by ortho June 2, 2007

Compton scattering 

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

Compton scattering by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

A.C. Slatering 

When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.

"My Girlfriend's Mom Caught me A.C. Slatering!"

A.C. Slatering by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents 

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008