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rocky mountain bow tie 

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.
ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!
rocky mountain bow tie by aleksu November 26, 2010

A$AP Rocky 

A famous rapper that looks like an African prince!
"Damn did you see A$AP Rocky last night?"

"Ya bro that NI🅱️🅱️A was looking sexy asf(no homo)"
A$AP Rocky by JIDtheKID February 6, 2019

Rocky Randall 

"Hey did you get the new Rocky Randall flavor"
"It taste like dick"
Rocky Randall by Rocky Randall April 9, 2021

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint
Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.
rocky taint by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."
Rocky is a person who is never afraid to tell you what's up. They're 100% real. They make the best friends because they're loyal no matter what, and they'll do anything for you. They have great personalities and are really smart but like to act dumb. They're really talented but hide it and they usually question their worth. But an all around great person. Also, great kisser. Just saying.
Hey, Dude, did you see Rocky today? I wish I had a friend like that!
Rocky by RxDecker April 26, 2015