reverse santa

The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.

Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!

reverse santa by amac_awesome May 22, 2011

Reverse Santa

The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.

Hey Jim I want to sit on your face.

Okay Liz lets reverse santa.

Reverse Santa by Claudia A S March 9, 2009

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit

We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.

Reverse Santa by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Reverse Santa

A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite

*christmas day*
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”

Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops”

Reverse Santa by Dunkindeeznuts January 10, 2018

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

Reverse Santa by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.

Reverse Santa by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Reverse Santa Claus 

The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.

1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!

2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!

1>That f*cking sucks man.

2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!

Reverse Santa Claus by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013