randy panties

1. extremely hot undies usually super scene and colorful

2. hot, skinny emo kid who smokes like a chimney

Person 1: mo said tell randy panties "hey"

Person 2: uhmmm...mo said hey and something about your panties

Randy Panties: mo, suck it and do you have a lighter?

randy panties by wafflebrown August 26, 2008

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ranty panties

(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.

Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.

Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.

ranty panties by Auroleus May 1, 2014

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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