quumf 

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

quumf by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

quumf 

the art of saddle sniffing

oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf

quumf by razor August 29, 2003

quumf 

The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.

Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.

quumf by rasta badmon March 6, 2021

snurffing, [quumf] 

Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.

"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"

snurffing, [quumf] by sionyn April 22, 2006

Quamfy 

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019

quamf 

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

quamf by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

Qwumfing 

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

Qwumfing by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019