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literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd
mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"
putzed by halluciphile July 8, 2004
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Trump Poop Putzes 

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.
I putted on a dress
putted by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021
putted is something my cute ass boyfriend made up, because he has chronic dyslexia, but i still love him so much.
guy: putted
girl:putted!!
putted by hazen January 8, 2018

putzenfagel 

someone who just doesnt get anything
ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel
putzenfagel by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008
a state of confusion; short for puzzled
"Nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!"
puzzed by rebecca chernin February 12, 2010
A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.
Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.
Putzen by Will Smosby June 22, 2011