A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
by Veggies69 June 21, 2009
Get the Megan's Mangled Produce mug.The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
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To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
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