priyaitis 

A deadly STD which effects include, burning pee, diarrhea, and the process of your dick screaming 'AHHHHH!!!!' and then immediately falling off.

Man 1: Dude, I was gonna get some yesterday, but my priyaitis kicked in.

Man 2: Ballz piss ass, that sucks.

priyaitis by dunggyahhh May 12, 2008

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Dis-prioritised prioritising by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

Priyankism 

In the field of software development, Priyankism is the unfortunately common phenomenon of code that looks sensible at face value, but after close inspection is actually redundant and/or misleading.

The terms originates from mythical developer Priyanka R. who was notorious for sprinkling all the software she touched with this kind of code.

Developer A: "Man, I spent an hour trying to understand what this function actually does, and it turns out it was doing absolutely nothing!"

Developer B: "Tell me about it! That codebase is full of Priyankisms"

Priyankism by cynicalcoder May 24, 2022

prioritism 

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.

Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.

prioritism by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

Prioritised 

A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.

Prioritised is goated at among us

Prioritised by Prioritised July 14, 2021

privatism 

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.

Privatism is beautiful.

privatism by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

priyatized 

to have been in contact with sophisticated brilliance with a touch of candor.

After being a part of this lively debate over current events, I feel as though I have been priyatized!

priyatized by Riverdawg July 2, 2009