privatism 

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.

Privatism is beautiful.

privatism by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

privates 

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

privates by Bowman June 16, 2002

Privates 

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

Privates by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

saving ryans privates 

the porno version of saving private ryan

the germans are cumming from behind

saving ryans privates by n333m August 23, 2004

priapism 

a never ending boner

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism

priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005

shaving ryan's privates 

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

shaving ryan's privates by chase711 July 6, 2010

piratism 

The act of pirating the high (and low) seas. Also can be applied to the act of pirating interstate highways.

Not to be confused with piracy, which is merely stealing music from already-rich musicians, who really shouldn't get their panties in a bundle because someone downloaded one of their songs to see if they actually wanted to buy their crappy music.

To increase their bank accounts, Christian, Evan, and Michael were forced to result to interstate piratism in order to better-fuel their thirst for exotic cars.

piratism by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 12, 2006