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prison pussy 

A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.
Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.
prison pussy by ~jasonc July 7, 2006
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Prison Pussy 

He's got a hot prison pussy!
Prison Pussy by Outlaw April 9, 2003

Prison Pussy 

The mouth of a male prison inmate who either willingly or under duress sucks dick while in prison. Sometimes used more narrowly to refer to such inmates who wear goatees or mustaches.

The term serves as an analogy to the vagina's role as receptacle for the penis, with male facial hair viewed as analogous to vaginal pubic hair
I see DaShawn's wifie on cell block is growing a goatee now. I bet that prison pussy is gonna tickle his balls when he's gettin' his knob polished.
Prison Pussy by BxMuscle October 4, 2010

prison pussy 

A highly stylized form of barbering that removes male facial area within the areas of each side of the face extending from the cheekbones to the collarbone (excluding a mustache and chin beard) that was first made popular among males in the United States during the Civil War with the circulation of magazines featuring engraved images of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Why, I do declare, Boulegard --- your decision to grow out your prison pussy is truly enhancing your appearance of being a refined southern gentleman!
prison pussy by ElmerGantry August 14, 2016

Prison pussy 

Noun:
1 Jail's version of pussy
2 A man's asshole
3 incarcerated pussy
Bubba: boy howdy you are lookin fine joey!
Joey the Rapist: thanks my nigg you know i enjoy keeping in shape.
Bubba: nice ass, back where i come from we call that thurr prison pussy!
Joey the Rapist: thanks i guess...
(anal rape almost always follows a conversation with the word "prison pussy")

Prison pussy 

Any man that grows a goatee on his face
Hey dude, nice prison pussy your growin' on your face
Prison pussy by CpnStbn November 7, 2017

prison pussy 

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.
Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"
prison pussy by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005