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post traumatic sex disorder 

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder 

When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.

2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder

3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.

4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.

5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026