Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.

I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.

Pooxting by bdcustoms July 30, 2010

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Pooxting

Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.

My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.

Pooxting by Deaffreelancer October 28, 2022

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poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

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