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poontangoed 

The action of closing your legs on a partner's head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.

This is in reference to the popular drink Tango and the subsequent "You've been Tangoed" ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.
Guy 1: I was eating this chick out last night and thought I was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
Guy 2: You got poontangoed, mate!
poontangoed by Abo-bo July 31, 2017
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Poontangerang 

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

poontangle 

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.
Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
poontanger by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

Poontangled 

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poontanger

A guy who goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat by their sweaty smelly poons. Exercise bike seats are their favourites. Warm fresh seats are preferred.
Phil : " Hey Dave, why is Steve always hanging around
the bike racks" ?

Dave : " He's waiting for chicks to arrive so he can take
a whiff of their bike seats, the dirty poontanger ."
poontanger by Good ol Dave December 14, 2008

POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.
Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!
POONTANGER by D.P.K. June 18, 2008