poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.

Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.

poonsquatch by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

poonquatch 

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.

Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!

poonquatch by Evil0 August 29, 2007

poosquatch 

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit

Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

poosquatch by Goddamnsummbitchpilamonkeynutts January 13, 2005

Poopsquatch 

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard

You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

Poopsquatch by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Goonsquatch 

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008