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Hotsquatch 

A big, tall, large featured chick who is HOT. Not to be confused with the same featured girl who is ugly (i.e. a "Sasquatch")
That girl is huge and a hotsquatch !
Hotsquatch by Rasbert April 14, 2009

poonquatch 

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.
Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!
poonquatch by Evil0 August 29, 2007

poosquatch 

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit
Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

Poopsquatch 

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard
You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

pasquatchi 

The hairy pubic area around a womens genitals. Only a true pasquatchi if it's large, sometimes migrating down her thighs, emitting a strong odor and generally unkept.
Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red pasquatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.
pasquatchi by Canadian Star January 2, 2008

poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.
Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.
poonsquatch by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009