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poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.
After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.
poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

Poonknappers 

A group of highly intellectual males who catch poon all day. They keep this poon for their own personal pleasures, to satisfy their needs. Hit sixes and get bitches, nobody talk shit about these kids. Ain't nobody gin say shit. Ain't nobody!
Look at those fuckin swagged out poonknappers in the corner over there, holy fuck they're dreamy.
Poonknappers by Pk worldwide May 24, 2013

poonslapper 

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair
Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping
poonscaping by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016
1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.
1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"
Poonswap by Migamortis September 18, 2016