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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.
Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.
A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."
poker slang by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

POO POKER 

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.
I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?
POO POKER by kam75xx June 8, 2018

piggy porker 

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.
Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.
piggy porker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Porkersnapper 

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.
Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019