plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective

Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops

by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009

Ponkie

Ponkie is known as a womans private parts, snatch, and Vagina.

ponkie=vagina donkie = penis

Whew I can smell her ponkie from a mile away

by Gary Jingles March 23, 2010