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Special Pleading 

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.
Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

Pleading the Fifth 

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.
friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

Plerding 

herding people to a specific place either internet or crowd management.
Plerding makes me money over the internet.

I like to plerd in my spare time.
Plerding by M@attack October 14, 2008

Pleading Rizz 

One with the utmost desire (pleading/begging) to include ones self amongst the “bitches”
“Ayo you hear about Jamal and his new asian girl?"

"bro PLEASEEE MY TURN" *in pleading Rizz
Pleading Rizz by RizzleyBear February 7, 2023

pleading the 5th 

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.
Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.
pleading the 5th by Leeny May 9, 2008

Pleebing 

John was caught pleebing at jess's huge ass.
Pleebing by Adadanskii June 3, 2018