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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

preposterous 

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.
The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.
preposterous by lurker August 14, 2004

Preposterous Battle 

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

pogposterous 

The best idea anyone has ever had in the universe. It is simply preposterous that you would assume this idea is not poggers. Something so incredibly terrible that it is poggers.
"Just killed a woman... feeling good" - TommyInnit

"That's so pogposterous Tommy" - auto-generated Wilbur tweets

preposterous 

Preposterous means without sense.
Something or an act is preposterous if is has no beneficial effect after it's done and it's often impossible

to do it anyway.
It's an preposterous idea, but imagne getting into a spaceship for a ride with aliens.
preposterous by Aralk December 31, 2016

imposterous 

Her vagina was imposterous
imposterous by jeremiah g January 11, 2006