phondi 

a sexy short vietnamese asian.. who enjoys being dry humped
other names : phondalicious/ phon phon / phonster

phondi's so fine!

damnn... who's that sexy asian walkin bye??? its gotta be phondi.

phondi by phondi's lover January 11, 2009

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.

Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

Roranicus Pondicus by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

phindile 

Usually a girl of a native background. She is the best friend anyone could have. Everyone loves her company. They are not only beautiful on the outside, but also a loving and generous person on the inside. They also thoroughly enjoy travelling and they love out door sports.

Bff Native Amazing Phindile Phin

phindile by Gilly Billy BTTFC April 27, 2011

Poondi

The act in which a certain individual chooses to pass their leisure time by wholeheartedly focusing and admiring
the beauty of the opposite sex is called 'POONDI'. POONDI is often synonymous to 'TARNA'.

Yar! I'm in the mood for some poondi...we should go to the mall.

Poondi by proudkarachite November 16, 2009

phonic thug 

anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio

offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.

"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."

"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"

"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"

phonic thug by geek.neo April 29, 2010