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Philapotamago 

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.
"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."
Philapotamago by bartender January 1, 2005

philapotamus 

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus
that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus
philapotamus by Fishman January 18, 2005

philaphile 

Someone who is not from Philadelphia but greatly admires its culture, history, sports teams and spirit of its people.
I cheer for the Eagles during football season, but I'm not from Philadelphia. My friend says that I'm a philaphile!
philaphile by PLEinCA December 30, 2013

philaphiliac 

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.
If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.
philaphiliac by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

philapitrated 

To not make sense. To philapitrate.
James is quite philapitrated today.

philapino four way 

Two philapino men banging in front of a mirror
Ethan: “Where’s Lorenzo and Nathan tonight? “
Me: “They’re probably at home having a philapino four way