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P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

part deux 

A superfacial, unnecessary, or overly bad sequel to a classic film. Usually the second film in the series though not always. Adding the phrase to a movies title is similar to adding the "electric boogaloo." Derived from the intentionally superfacial sequel, "Hot Shots! Part Deux." Examples include: "The Exorcist II," "Caddyshack 2," "Batman and Robin," "The Godfather Part III," etc.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see "Step Up 2 The Streets?" last night?"

Person 2: "What? You mean "Step Up, Part Deux?"
part deux by Bonehead XL March 5, 2008

Body-Part-Devotion  

1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.
Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!

The poo, part deux 

You had a huge poop earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. Bam, two hours later you have a poop to rival the hugeness earlier.
Where has John been?

He's been busy in the crapper with The poo, part deux

beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.
Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.

Drunken Brad... Part Deux. 

The act of conuming too much alcohol and trading oral favors with a strange woman who is 15 years your senior.
Dude!! DO NOT be a drunken Brad!!
it is in poor "taste" to tongue a stranger's birth canal after consuming 15 jello shots!!!