osterich 

The word used by an Instagram page, Procreate, (A drawing app) instead of saying Ostrich, said osterich.

Gal 1- Osterich, do you mean Ostrich?
Instagram page 1- ...

osterich by IDontWantToTalk November 28, 2020

Osterich style 

A sexual postion - whilst a man is behind a woman standing and pushes her head against the wall. If an "accident" occurs and the females head goes through the wall and into the cavity of the wall frame and the man continues to have inter-course with her it is osterich style.

Mate : "man what the fuck was that bang in your room before and why does the chick have scratches all over her face???"

You : "Osterich style"

Osterich style by Cynarajade March 1, 2011

Ostrich Tar 

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

Ostrich Tar by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Oozing her ostrich 

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

Oozing her ostrich by Hef September 5, 2005

Ostrich Rape 

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

Ostrich Rape by Anustart July 30, 2016

Ostrich Kick 

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

Ostrich Kick by ChainBelt October 30, 2008

OstrichCamel 

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

OstrichCamel by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010