narcolepsy 

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

narcolepsy by MarigoldP July 18, 2012

narcolepsy 

The condition is characterized by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing or any warning at all.

You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy.

narcolepsy by wertgert March 11, 2020

narcolepsy 

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.

"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"

narcolepsy by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010

Narcolepsy 

Sensitive Conscious

Guy 1: Yeah I have narcolepsy, so I just fall asleep randoml...(falls asleep)

Guy 2: Hey stop playin man stop playin...

Narcolepsy by 86thecat October 22, 2010

narcolepsy 

Is a new drug, but without all the bad effects of drugs. Gives you the high without the red eye. It is caused by not getting recommended amount of sleep

Yes narcolepsy, won't get through the test without it

narcolepsy by Iph counselman February 11, 2009

Narcolepsy 

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

Narcolepsy by Damn, Dan July 6, 2016

Narcolepsy 

When all you do is sleep around

All she does is have sex with everyone. Does she have narcolepsy?

Narcolepsy by The Beast Master Fresh December 3, 2017