monkey turd 

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

monkey turd by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Monkey Turd 

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

Monkey Turd by Pattravers March 1, 2024

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Turd-monkey 

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

Turd-monkey by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker 

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

Monkey shit turd 

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

Monkey shit turd by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022