metaphysician 

One who heuristically solves or defines problems in reality and asks about the thought and material used in its scientific principle to come up with a theory.

The Metaphysician describes a piece of wood by its chemical properties and tries to watch it burn in a fire. They wonder about how it burns and what a flame is and how that is made. The idea is physics, how does it work. In variant they look at anything that has not been proven in the unknown. "Prote, hyle,?" They say.

metaphysician by Poiler November 24, 2013

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Metaphysically Smol 

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

Metaphysically Smol by Snidget September 9, 2019

The American Metaphysical Circus 

An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.

Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."

Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"

Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."

Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)

The American Metaphysical Circus by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010

metaphysical naturalism 

The philosophy that nature is all that exists.

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.

metaphysical naturalism by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysicist 

1.) Someone who works in Metaphysics. AKA Metaphysician. But that is a faulty term, as a Metaphysician would obviously work in metamedicine - whatever that is. The root of metaphysics is physics and those who work in physics are physicists, thus Metaphysicist.

2.) A Moderator of the Better Living Through Chemistry (BLTC) forum totse.com

An Alchemist was just one subtype of Metaphysicist.

Metaphysicist by Hamson J. Sanmyer December 26, 2006

Metaphysical graffiti 

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.

Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.

Metaphysical graffiti by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008