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matronize 

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"
Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?
matronize by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008

mertilize 

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.
mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

mironized 

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.
"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"
mironized by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

Martinize 

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.
Martinize by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

marstonized 

Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?
marstonized by Jack Marston September 19, 2011

moronize 

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV
Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!
moronize by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005