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Malinka
crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?
Malinka by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011
maslina
maslina in the world
Maslanka
To make everyone around you think that you are busy and working while in actuality you are doing nothing. Is a way to keep up appearances so others are impressed by your work ethic. Many times the phrase, "i gotta let you go, i have some shit to take care of" will be uttered.
Maslinda
Maslinda is bright like the sun. She is very cute and loves to dance. She has a heart to help people and be there for her friends . She's a very loyal friend and loves her family and friends . She does her best to honur her parents. She sleeps very early.
Maslinda by CrystlovesJesus November 21, 2021
mašinka
Mašinka - a badass goodass feminist woman that can take you to the forest and cook you vegan meal, while teaching you to balance that shitty life and sluggish muscles. The woman.