martur 

Asian muddafakka

He is Martur

martur by Jubur January 8, 2016

martyr 

1- Person who suffers or dies for a belief, idea or cause.
2-(Figuratively) Person who suffers mistreatment
3-/u/Holofan4life

Despite reddit admin's current opression and censorship on loli content, Holofan4life rose up and was unjustly permanently banned. Loved by all, his ban has brought much distraught to the community. He has indeed become a true martyr.

martyr by Friendly Snow Elf February 9, 2019

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Manturnity 

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Wal-Martyred by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

Maryuri 

Beautiful girl with the biggest heart capable of completely forgive those who've hurt her. She's talented, smart, kind, sweet, and wild. She's one of those people you always want to be around of, one you can always count on, and one who will stand by you even when no one does. Maryuri is just the best girl one can have in their life.

Maryuri is a truly unique girl every guy that meets her falls for her as she's like perfection.

Maryuri by Lisandro4 May 17, 2018

Martuna 

The Martuna (Original Recipe)

In a shaker, over ice, combine:

1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)

Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).

Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.

After an evening of perusing the local art galleries, we retired for the evening to the members' lounge and chatted over Martunas long into the night.

Martuna by gadiv October 18, 2007