marfooked

similar in meaning to wacked, bonked, screwed or zonked

I was out so late last night, I was marfooked.

That guy marfooked my ankle with the shopping cart

marfooked by marfooker August 13, 2010

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Marooned 

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

Marooned by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marooned 

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

Marooned by pete Thay January 11, 2008

macbooked 

-to get screwed or fucked over.

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.

macbooked by Russom April 17, 2017

Marrooned 

To be stuck in a situation from which you can see no escape and about which you have no idea how you got into in the fist place.

Joey, I'm marrooned with this chick!

Oh great. I'm marrooned on this island

Marrooned by Sanga June 21, 2004

Marooned The 5 

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.

Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,

Marooned The 5 by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011