malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

malletting by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

mallesting 

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

mallesting by Lance P. August 18, 2007

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting") 

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting") by dogfish83 December 30, 2011

malleyating 

To verbally abuse others in an annoying way; to complain continuously about problems that can't be changed or helped

Man, that girl's cranky! She was malleyating all afternoon!

malleyating by YoPeeps March 10, 2008

mulleting 

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

mulleting by vitl August 3, 2010

Mollesting 

Derived from the words "Moll", and "Molest" - Being molested is doing something that you don't want to, but must do because of social/commitment reasons. You are doing it against your will to be a good person.

Mollesting is knowingly doing the above to someone.

I was drunk and said i would go out to dinner with sharon, i want to cancel now... but people will call me a dick, i guess i'm being mollested

Simon said that he would go to dinner with me when he was pissed the other night, cant wait to be mollesting

Mollesting by bigwillyp April 11, 2013