mulleting

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

by vitl August 3, 2010

Mandy Mulleting

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

Mullening

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

mollering

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.

messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.

by cody kory February 9, 2005

Millering

Having different drinks in front of you at once.

Why do you have all of those drinks.
I have a white wine for the fish, a red for the steak, a champagne for the toast and I'm just finishing this beer.
Oh so you're Millering.

by Chooch August 16, 2013

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

mulletino

Spanish/Mexican person with a mullet

Pepito Sanchez, How long did it take you to grow that mulletino?

by Gary Busci April 17, 2003