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magnetting 

Using a magnet to destroy you're harddrive in the event that the FBI, police, or anyone come to take your harddrive and use it against you in court.
Bob got caught sharing music. As the police came to arrest him, he started magnetting his harddrive, and external harddrives, so there would be less evidence against him.
magnetting by Heymbit January 3, 2009
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ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting") 

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.
Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

magestingling 

A brothel mixed with a restaurant. It's Chinese and you can stay there for only £2 a week
Come to magestingling and fuck some big big with some noodles

mageting 

Originating from a Team Fortress 2 comic, the act of aiming a lethal explosive projectile weapon such as a rocket launcher at a point-blank range in order to instantly kill both the player and a nearby enemy player in the blast radius as either a last-ditch attempt or for hilarity. This is sometimes preceded by the player who is about to fire the weapon shouting "MAGETS" over a VOIP. (Pronounced mag-its)
Guy 1: "I was out of ammo so I switched to my RPG and blew us both up."
Guy 2: "Nice mageting."

Dude 1: "MAGETS!"
Dude 2: "What?"
(Dude 1 killed Dude 2 with Rockets)
(Dude 1 killed himself with Rockets)
Dude 2: "Man, mageting ain't cool!"
mageting by Romolond December 8, 2011

Maggotting 

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
Maggotting by Milt-dog May 1, 2011

magnetizing 

Attractive sexy or want to hav sex wit
My crush is magnetizing
magnetizing by Vicrod140 March 12, 2017

Maneating 

When a man eats in a manner that feminists do not like
Stop maneating you evil man,woman supremacy (im an anti feminist dont hate me)
Maneating by Anti feminism September 4, 2018
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