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macacalypse 

When a candidate for political office destroys his campaign by using an obscure racial slur on camera.
His macacalypse left a smoking crater where Elmer's campaign once stood.
macacalypse by DrMoop November 16, 2006

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
A word used to define a person who is considered cool by actual cool people.
"I heard that guy is lame""
"Obviously whoever told you he's lame is either really lame himself or just a coolie (somebody who regards himself as cool, but isn't actually) so he would never get that he is a macaulay"
Macaulay by Powerayj January 6, 2010

Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.
Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012
The kid with the scarf.
Person 1:Why does Macaulay always wear a scarf?
Person 2:No one knows.
macaulay by Iamthe...? November 13, 2012