lurfing 

Licking someone's face

I looked over my shoulder and saw my friend was lurfing a hot chick.

lurfing by kallywinn January 25, 2014

Lurking Murk 

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

haters are lurking 

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

haters are lurking by Kennetra January 13, 2008

insta-lurking 

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

insta-lurking by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

Luffing 

When one proceeds to chuckle while masturbating, this is formally referred to as luffing.

"Morning buddy you wouldn't believe how much i was luffing last night, it was a blast"

Luffing by ileftshadowfang February 23, 2021

Luffing 

The heterosexual act of sneezing into another mans asshole while he is having intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position. This act is not followed by a "bless you" but by a "thank you"

I enjoy a good luffing, or I got luffed really good last night.

Luffing by Kriss123 September 6, 2013

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009