longfong

a fong that is long

boy that is a longfong

longfong by longfong12 December 3, 2018

Longdongtinitus 

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010

Longlong 

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

Longlong by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

longfinger

a person who has an abnormally long finger.

Woah did you see her longfinger I bet she could finger bang so good.

longfinger by zitaoox January 24, 2015

Longdong 

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

Longdong by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012

longdong 

a big ass penis

(_)_)=========D

Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

longdong by Anonymous March 6, 2003

LongDong 

Someone who has bad spelling, but a large penis.

I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.

LongDong by IWantKyle October 8, 2008