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Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.
office linebacker by Heather P. September 17, 2003

Dirty Linebacker

A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
UGH! I hate using dirty linebackers!
Dirty Linebacker by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008

lickfucker 

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.
that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.
lickfucker by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009

pick up line fucker 

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass
I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

linebacker 

A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate
I tried to talk to the hottie in the red dress but the linebacker stopped me dead in my tracks.
linebacker by Adam Durant March 6, 2008