limp noodle 

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

limp noodle by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

Limp Noodle 

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

Limp Noodle by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

limp noodle 

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

limp noodle by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

limp noodle 

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

limp noodle by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

Limp Noodle 

A limp or flacid penis

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.

Limp Noodle by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 20, 2010

limp noodle 

nini's cute nickname for svt wonwoo

me: u love him

her: no i don't love limp noodles
me: sure, jan

limp noodle by kookminlovers April 27, 2018

Limp Noodle 

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

Limp Noodle by epjkb October 5, 2020