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Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.
Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.
Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012

Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012
When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
The guy that said that balloons only float because of gravity is definitely a Lantee.
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015

Crack O' Lantern 

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

pa' lante 

In Latin American and especially Puerto Rican slang, it's a contraction of "para adelante" or "forward."
Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa' lante Maria! (One, two, three, one little step forward, Maria!) -- Ricky Martin song

The Puerto Rican drag queens in RuPaul's drag race have the motto "echa pa' lante." (Go forward.)
pa' lante by pupusa99 May 19, 2014