lamboasted 

to be juiced for your fucking life.

"dude i'm sooo lamboasted right now"

lamboasted by audreylovee March 18, 2009

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

lambasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Lamposted 

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lambaste 

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

Lambaste by The Codfather July 13, 2012

lambasted 

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

lambasted by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005

lambaste 

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly

I am going to lambaste that fucker.

lambaste by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2008