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Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)

Kripparrian 

The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty
-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016
A state of being in which someone/something has been elevated beyond being fresh and/or fly. The ultimate state of classy.

Classy, Fresh AF, Fly AF, Buttery, Sugary, Clean

ie; David Beckham, Jonathan Goldsmith, Paul Newman, Brad Pitt
That outfit is krispy
That car is straight krispy, yo
Feelin' real krispy today
Hair lookin' krispy, man
Krispy by The Yonchman June 22, 2017
Adjective:
Fresh, fly, well-kept, etc.
To be spotless and cool in style.
Paula is straightening her dolla bills so they can be krispy.
krispy by Chango7 January 14, 2008
Smart,sexy,loving,cute,beautiful lady…don’t make her angry or she will take it out on you.…don’t make her sad she will cry her heart out…her name means Meditation…she has confidence and bravery in her life…she is very talkative
Wow is that really Kriya!!!
Kriya by 123Gal456 June 2, 2018