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Knobedge 

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.
Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
Knobedge by MikeBus September 3, 2010
i knobbed her
Knobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004

fart knobbed 

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
fart knobbed by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.
Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.
knobbed by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

Unconsciously Knobbed 

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
A very smart way of saying 'n00b'
stfu u stupid knoobe
knoobe by Razier September 18, 2008